I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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