Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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