You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
they're like a gay fantastic four
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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