I feel great
I just peed on a car
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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