this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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