What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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