So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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