But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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