office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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