she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Randomize
