you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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