i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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