And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize