Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Randomize
