"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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