he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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