I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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