Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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