Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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