her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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