Only a mothe r could love this liver
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
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