We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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