I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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