I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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