she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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