I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
he just fucked me for my cheese.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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