she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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