It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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