they need to just BURY HIM!
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I need to sanitize my soul.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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