is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
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