The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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