If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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