their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Who wears a wallet chain?!
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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