Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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