let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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