Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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