"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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