We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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