The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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