ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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