can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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