on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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