we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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