I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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