It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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