you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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