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(701): View more from North Dakota

Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.

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(734): View more from Michigan

He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.

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(765): View more from Indiana

We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?

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(815): View more from Illinois

walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.

(336): View more from North Carolina

TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT

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(440): View more from Ohio

Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire

(213): View more from California

A hand job? Are you 12?

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