Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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