Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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