Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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