wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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