Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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