Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Less talking, more tequila
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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